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Postby FranW » 12 Oct 2013, 07:03

Go on, you'll find at least one of them funny: ... ke-i-know/
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Re: Science/geek jokes

Postby Baker » 12 Oct 2013, 07:09

Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He took 1/50th of the recommended dose.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, “Can I have a glass of H2O.”

The second chemist says “Can I have a glass of water too.”

The first chemist broke down in tears – his assassination attempt had failed.

The vendor makes the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist monk, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Buddhist monk. The vendor replied, “Change must come from within.”

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities ~ Voltaire
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Re: Science/geek jokes

Postby wildlx » 12 Oct 2013, 11:05

Entropy isn’t what it used to be.

A lesbian is the rage of all women condensed to the point of explosion. “The Woman-Identified Woman” Radicalesbians (1970)
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Re: Science/geek jokes

Postby Selkie » 12 Oct 2013, 14:39

Make your own opportunities.
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Re: Science/geek jokes

Postby ElaineB » 15 Oct 2013, 00:42

Two women walk into a bar, and talk about the Bechdel test.

The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

This sentence contains exactly threee erors.

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Re: Science/geek jokes

Postby Proofrdr » 15 Oct 2013, 03:51

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A fish.

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?
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