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Geek Humour/Humor

Postby Proofrdr » 24 Oct 2013, 11:20

I didn't know where else to put this, so I started the new thread.

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Re: Geek Humour/Humor

Postby FranW » 24 Oct 2013, 12:37

:)
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Re: Geek Humour/Humor

Postby wildlx » 25 Oct 2013, 00:23

lol
A lesbian is the rage of all women condensed to the point of explosion. “The Woman-Identified Woman” Radicalesbians (1970)
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Re: Geek Humour/Humor

Postby Baker » 28 Oct 2013, 07:40

lol
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Re: Geek Humour/Humor

Postby Selkie » 28 Oct 2013, 14:25

:lol:
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Re: Geek Humour/Humor

Postby FranW » 31 Dec 2013, 07:12

Geek scientist jokes!
A blowfly goes into a bar and asks: "Is that stool taken?"

What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips.

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2013 ... rite-jokes
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Re: Geek Humour/Humor

Postby Baker » 31 Dec 2013, 07:26

A statistician gave birth to twins, but only had one of them baptised. She kept the other as a control.

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Re: Geek Humour/Humor

Postby wildlx » 31 Dec 2013, 07:38

lol

I also loved this one:

Why did Erwin Schrödinger, Paul Dirac and Wolfgang Pauli work in very small garages? Because they were quantum mechanics.
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Re: Geek Humour/Humor

Postby Baker » 31 Dec 2013, 07:48

lol Yes, that one is good, too.
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